SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT
this is probably the most accurate commercial on tv right now.
My life perfectly right here.
literally all of tumblr
My life is one thousand times better after hearing this.
An inside joke regarding Ke$ha mash-ups. Turns out it this time it kind of works?
Poor Sburban Jungle
[S] Ke$ha: Enter
jesus christ this is like the best fucking AU ever now GOD.
willy wonka and I are one
if the trolls won their game, this is how i think their worship as gods would be like
The Maid: prayed to for longer summers and shorter winters
The Page: prayed to for speed
The Mage: prayed to for insight of the future
The Knight: prayed to for protection
The Rogue: prayed to for matters of the heart
The Sylph: prayed to for fertility
The Seer: prayed to for knowledge
The Thief: prayed to for luck
The Heir: prayed to for strength
The Bard: prayed to for miracles
The Prince: prayed to for hope
The Witch: prayed to for health
elusive gods always depicted as children, all very different from each other, and even seen as 12 aspects of one being
like in asoiaf aha
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
reblogable blushing godtier kids by request
I add the knight
Doodle of shirts and eggs
Show - Sailor Moon
Song - Moonlight Densetsu
Artist - Dali
Portal Fan Film Shows Aperture’s Fall
Written by Elliott Finn
Unlike Dan Trachtenberg’s Portal: No Escape, which introduced a new character and set out to capture the spirit of Portal rather than the plot, Portal: Survive! is firmly entrenched in the mythology of both games in the series.
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
is this a real thing lmao I didn’t even know people tried to blow in vaginas, that’s awkward.
Guess I’ve gotta figure something else out.
I really hate that “reblogging could save a life” bullshit, but seriously - don’t blow into vaginas.
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
THAT’S FUCKING SCARY